New Moon 2009

Director : Now you gotta watch the camera, tried to act as if u were an actress
Girl : Whatever, i can do whatever shit i want and this movie will still be box office success

Corpse : Can't you see i put a lot of powder and lipstick just to play this sexually ambiguous protagonist??

Corpse : Don't miss me
Girl : (sniff) Are u using my cologne again?
Corpse : ....

Hunk : I hope i don't turned gay after this, those wolf pack are kinda beefy
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